vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

(via societygot-the-bestofus)

youarefuckingmajestic:

VANITY AS SELF CARE ALWAYS.

YOU TAKE THOSE SELFIES, GIRL.

SHOW THE WORLD HOW FUCKING MAJESTIC YOU ARE.

(via love-always-maddy)

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

(via diaryofthefaintofheart)

sluttyoliveoil:

♫ girls dont like boys girls like notes and followers 

(via tenorhorny)

cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

(via tenorhorny)

whatthadealridaz:

Passing Through A Screen Door - The Wonder Years

(via shame-faced)

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whatthadealridaz:

Passing Through A Screen Door - The Wonder Years

(via shame-faced)

lascivious25:

I could kiss you all day…

(Source: alexandchloe, via tenorhorny)

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lascivious25:

I could kiss you all day…

(Source: alexandchloe, via tenorhorny)

hereunoia:

If the boy who draws

let’s you look over his shoulder.

If the poet

smiles

and shows you her words.

If the girl who sings for the shower only,

hums a song

in front of you.

Know that you’re no longer a person

but the air

and dust

that fills their lungs.

When the world perishes,

and all things cease to exist,

you’ll remain inside an ink stain,

a paint brush,

a song.

— Alaska Gold

(via tr-aitorous)